I Gotta See the Candy First Before I Get In The Van; I'm Not Stupid T-shirt

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The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96

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Sport Grey / XS32077091449669769861	Sport Grey / XS32077091449669769861 $20.89/ea	$0.00	Quantity Sold out	$20.89/ea	$0.00

White / XS29759555899087816350	White / XS29759555899087816350 $20.89/ea	$0.00	Quantity Sold out	$20.89/ea	$0.00

Black / XS10754245409048746346	Black / XS10754245409048746346 $20.89/ea	$0.00	Quantity Sold out	$20.89/ea	$0.00

Red / S76260887357174800881	Red / S76260887357174800881 $20.70/ea	$0.00	Quantity Sold out	$20.70/ea	$0.00

Sport Grey / S62698113656030014565	Sport Grey / S62698113656030014565 $20.70/ea	$0.00	Quantity Sold out	$20.70/ea	$0.00

White / S33065599438985078146	White / S33065599438985078146 $20.70/ea	$0.00	Quantity Sold out	$20.70/ea	$0.00

Black / S10796390184177322884	Black / S10796390184177322884 $20.70/ea	$0.00	Quantity Sold out	$20.70/ea	$0.00

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Sport Grey / XL31500989862748991192	Sport Grey / XL31500989862748991192 $20.70/ea	$0.00	Quantity Sold out	$20.70/ea	$0.00

White / XL10693741696668285271	White / XL10693741696668285271 $20.70/ea	$0.00	Quantity Sold out	$20.70/ea	$0.00

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